21. Januar 2008

Nicht ganz jugendfrei & nicht ganz ernst gemeint..

Die verschiedenen Arten von Metal… *lach* – obwohl ich zugeben muss, von den meisten Arten noch nie was gehört zu haben ;-) – trotzdem ists lustig: gefunden im Web.

The different types of Metal.. lol… source: @the-web:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves…


The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest


The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her……. easy and quick


The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess


The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess


The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves


The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves


The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle…..then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her…..then he impales the deflowered princess


The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her….then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time


The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide….the dragon eats his body and the princess as well


The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory… the princess escapes, and is now looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist


The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color


The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.


The protagonist shows up and feeds the rapper to the dragon and the dragon dies of a drug overdose. The singer talks to the princess about how much he hates his life and how bad a prick his dad was, while the rest of the band goes to a photo shoot and looks angry in different directions.

White Metal:

Well, the protagonist arrives with a huge smile (no one knows the reason or if there’s a joke), gets a bible from his underarm and starts preaching to the Dragon. The sky rumbles and a voice warns the protagonist so he jumps just a milisecond before a flame from the dragon’s mouth burns him. He scoled the dragon in the name of Jesus and instead of hitting him with his sword, places his hand over the dragons toe and the Dragon falls to the floor, filled with the Spirit. Then he enters the castle where the princess awaits naked and the Christian protagonist says that he cannot do it with her if they are not married because the Bible says so. She call him “stupid asshole” and she leaves because she thinks that’s silly and that she is not prepared for marriage. When the protagonist leaves the castle finds the dragon awaken and with a huge smile (no one knows the reason or if there’s a joke) because was converted to Christ.

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