21. Januar 2008

Nicht ganz jugendfrei & nicht ganz ernst gemeint..

Die verschiedenen Arten von Metal… *lach* – obwohl ich zugeben muss, von den meisten Arten noch nie was gehört zu haben ;-) – trotzdem ists lustig: gefunden im Web.

The different types of Metal.. lol… source: @the-web:
GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves…

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her……. easy and quick

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle…..then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her…..then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her….then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide….the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory… the princess escapes, and is now looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Nu-Metal:

The protagonist shows up and feeds the rapper to the dragon and the dragon dies of a drug overdose. The singer talks to the princess about how much he hates his life and how bad a prick his dad was, while the rest of the band goes to a photo shoot and looks angry in different directions.

White Metal:

Well, the protagonist arrives with a huge smile (no one knows the reason or if there’s a joke), gets a bible from his underarm and starts preaching to the Dragon. The sky rumbles and a voice warns the protagonist so he jumps just a milisecond before a flame from the dragon’s mouth burns him. He scoled the dragon in the name of Jesus and instead of hitting him with his sword, places his hand over the dragons toe and the Dragon falls to the floor, filled with the Spirit. Then he enters the castle where the princess awaits naked and the Christian protagonist says that he cannot do it with her if they are not married because the Bible says so. She call him “stupid asshole” and she leaves because she thinks that’s silly and that she is not prepared for marriage. When the protagonist leaves the castle finds the dragon awaken and with a huge smile (no one knows the reason or if there’s a joke) because was converted to Christ.

9. Januar 2008

Mein Rhapsody Of Fire – Video…

Mein Video für Fabio & die Jungs von Rhapsody Of Fire mit der ital. Version von “Son Of Pain”:

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5. Januar 2008

I’m just a dreamer…

Passend zum aktuellen 1. Song der Playlist hier:

“I’m just a dreamer, I dream my life away
  I’m just a dreamer, who dreams of better days…”

Passt irgendwie wundervoll zu mir… Da denken die Leute immer, warum ist Anita wohl Single.. Ja, warum wohl? Weil sie so blöd ist, seit Jahren zu warten auf jemanden, der einen Schritt vor und drei zurückgeht… Und niemals weiss, was er eigentlich will???

Falls Du das hier liest, schöner Mann (was ich ab jetzt nicht mehr sagen werde…) vielen Dank für’s Nicht-Beantworten meiner Weihnachtswünsche… Andere sehen durchaus, dass ich nicht der schlechteste Mensch auf Erden bin. Ich bin ehrlich, anständig und man kann mit mir reden und Spass haben.. Viele sehen das – ausser Dir. Aber sorry.. eigentlich bin ich hier die Blöde, nicht Du… weil ich gedacht hab, wenn Du endlich mal Deine angeborene Skepsis gegen andere Menschen ablegen kannst.. aber jetzt, wo Du endlich weisst, wie ich bin, ändert das doch nichts an der Reaktion. Schade eigentlich…

Ohne Worte eigentlich.. *wunder*

PS: Grüsse an meine Lieblingsjeans…